Welcome to 3-Sour Prophets

We are the snack connoisseurs of the prophetic world.

Our prophecies come with a side of chips.

Prophecies of the 3-Sour Our Snack Horde

Prophetic Snack Predictions

We have foreseen the following snack-related events:

The Great Pretzel Uprising of 2053
The Rise of the Vegan Vultures
The Apocalypse of the Microwave

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